It’s been pouring cats and dawgs for the past few days. Rainy days are just supreme for sleeping in. I ended up waking up at 1.pm today which is something that I have not been able to do because I work a 9 to 5 (sometimes 9) job which forces me to wake up at unearthly hours. Ah rain, with a cuppa and a good read is fucken awesome. Add smashing beers later in the night just makes it awesome.
On other news, Oasis has broken up. Damm you Noel.
2.00 – 2.50
And welcome back to the dant dawg.
Elena and Amy are busy looking an online Japanese catalog for bags and items. Yu Yuan is busy eating Cadbury bites. It is cloudy outside and I feel like taking a nap. It looks like it is going to be a long afternoon.
I had just uploaded the first part of my blog post on my website and realized that the paragraphing for my new blog template is screwed up. Damm. I really liked that new template. It was simple and minimalist which gave it a very clean look. Looks like I will have to change it to a new template when I get back home.
Christine and Sylvia are sitting right in front of the class. I can hear Sylvia whispering something to Christine from the back of the class where I am sitting. I think they are closet lesbians. Yummy.
Yu Yuan just played on a movie on her laptop. The title was something like “Dirty Sex Money”.
“Roses are Red
Violets are blue
That bitch gave me head
Then the other guy too”
< Whatever you read below is just fiction. I gave my utmost attention to the course instructors and if you ask me anything about deferred tax I shall answer you>
8.30 – 9.00
I am blogging from my laptop at work on Word because I don’t have access to the internet at the moment. Currently I am in a course about something called Deference Tax. Or was it Douche Bag Tax? Fuck. I don’t know. Some sort of tax. (I’m acting like an idiot. Of course I know what deferred tax is. It is about taxation charged by the government on sheep killing)
Throughout my 24 years of my life, I have never learnt anything from a Malaysian classroom and till this day I never will. In fact I have never ….wait wait hang on I’m so bored I need to go for a smoke.
9.15 – 10.30
Ahhh the feeling of nicotine running through your blood! I am a little more awake now after satisfying my unhealthy craving for a death stick. I have been trying to stop smoking since the beginning of the year. Been up and down but I have been making significant progress. I managed to stop for about a month before picking it up again. But Hey, that’s progress. Could better but I am certainly smoking less now then what I did in 2006. Hopefully, by the end of the year I could reduce my smoking habits even more and one day I will proudly say that I have stopped.
Kimberly, the girl sitting in front of me is wearing a pretty little short sleeve pink top. Her hair is carefully clipped with a butterfly hair clip and she is paying full attention to the whiteboard in front. That’s good news. She is my office cubicle neighbour. I guess if I have any problems with deferred tax I am sure I can ask her.
YuYuan who is sitting next to be is munching her teeth and messaging her boyfriend with her Nokia N95. She must be hungry. She has been munching on her teeth since the start of the class. I hope that it is tea break too.
Crap it is exercise time. I suck at deferred tax. I have always told my friends that I lied my way through university. It seems that whatever I learnt in Uni must have all been erased from my brain from all the beers that I have been knocking down. I must have puked out half of the stuff out together with my guts lying drunk and wasted in a toilet.
Standing in line
Wake up to a dream
What’s the matter you?
Is Everything what it seems?
Come with me
I’ll Take you to the town by the sea
You and me
Forever high sailing with the green
I have no idea why did I wake up at 7am. But oh well, might as well be early to work for the first time in many months. On other news, I have just transferred my 7870 songs to my external hard disk drive. I can now go sailing for 24.2 days without it ever repeating a song once. Amazing stuff.
Totally deck song and vid:-
“I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not”
“I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not”
“I’d rather be hated for who I am, than LOVED FOR WHO I AM NOT”
“I’d rather be hated for WHO I AM THAN…..”
was carelessly scribbled in black paint all across each wall of The Room….
It’s pale shade of gray had already begun to peel off and the cracks on the walls signified The Room’s life was approaching its end. It had witnessed the many families which had moved in its premises sporadically over the years. It had seen its share of birthday parties thrown for its resident’s 8 year old daughter. The fights and wife beatings between couples which led to the countless divorces and separation trials. A clumsy teenage couple making love for their very first time who did not know whether they should use 2 comdoms for further protection instead of one. It had seen it all.
The room was the size of a small storage room. It now lay empty with nothing inside except for him lying down on the ground on a cold hard concrete floor. His wrist was slit with a steel kitchen knife which was lying on the ground next to him and a pool of blood was slowly trickling from his wrists, making its way to the foot of one of the Room’s walls.
“He knew exactly what he was doing,” the Room thought to itself.
It happening all around the world.
Being cool just ain’t hip anymore
Nerds are the new deck everyone.
Watch out! Auditors are taking over the world…..
I am just starting to put up some deco stuff up in my new desk at work. Check out the cool tank above.
I was thinking of putting up some Hardcore Metal Posters to freak my office peeps out. I reckon (aside from another lunatic) i am the only one in the office which actually listens to Metal. So it would be really cool to just freak everyone out by putting up some InFlames or Megadeth posters up just for the fun of it.
I would be most probably be asked to go for some counseling but who gives a shit anyway. Life is too much of a bore and I often do things just to keep myself entertained. Usually it’s not about the attention that I crave, you just do things out of stupidity just because the world is a bore.
I reckon I need the drugs soon. As Marilyn Manson once sang
” I don’t like the drugs, but the drugs like me”
Speaking of Manson, maybe I should put a Manson poster up. Hmm…
Folks, I have decided to change my blog template to make it have a more blog like feel. The previous one was pretty cool and very magazine like but I kinda got sick of it after awhile cause it made my blog feel like really corporate and such. So yup, after a lot of careful thought, I am back to the conventional blog layout.
Things are the same old, at the dant dawg’s residence.
Still working the same ol’ job. Still busy getting a contact high from friends and family on life, the best HIGH one can ever get. Still jamming, head banging, fist pumping and grooving out.
Still searching. Still living.
Still Awesome.
I recently bought of a Nokia N95 8 gig from my buddy who picked it off from the floor in some pub somewhere in the UK. Boasting a 5 mega pixel camera, I’ve decided to use this baby to take a picture a day and upload it up on facebook. So far my PROJECT 365 hasn’t been consistent. Some days I upload too many, on others I upload none at all. BUT feel free to check em out. Leave comments. Laugh, cry, insult, wank off; whatever! It’s all cool.
