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In some distant Middle Eastern country, where sandy desert terrain is all you see and the women folk are dressed in burkas, 50 Cent and G-Unit have been hired to play a rap concert.

After the concert the promoter refuses to pay them the US$10-million in cash he promised, but relents after being threatened by 50 (PAY ME MY MONEY YOU F%CKING HOE@!!!!). However, instead of the cash they were promised he gives them a diamond-and-pearl encrusted human skull as collateral. This is promptly stolen by a team of high-tech mercenaries. 50 Cent (with the help of a selected G-Unit partner) decides to get it back at any cost.( RAPPER Style YO!)

So with no army or any experience fighting in the dessert a bunch of rappers takes guns and starts firing away at these terrorist to get their bling back Yo!

Hmm you must be thinking I must have had some crazy dream last night. But NO. This is actually a real video game that fiddy and crew came up with. I’m serious and ain’t joking. It’s sequal tothe first 50 cent game (Bullet Proof), Blood on the Sand is the new 50 cent game. The story line? Exaclty what I had written above. Yup it’s about having a rap concert in some muslim country and then after their stuff gets stolen they go on a rampage to get it back.

Here take a look of 50 blasting some terrorists

< Yup thats 50 cent beating up a terrorist in his home country. Who cares if 50 doesn’t know any proper combat techniques. The ways of the street is good for ass kicking in the desert!>

< You might be a terrorist, but this is how we do it it the streets yo!>

Next time the US government wants to send troops to the middle east, they should get a bunch of rappers to do the job instead. Heck, FIddy should be the chief commander and lead the US troops to victory in hummers with rims that spin like crazayayyy!!..

Has anyone read the Star lately?

If you have, you would reckon that you were reading the front page of a tabloid newspaper instead of Malaysia leading English newspaper.

Hands up if you are sick of all the bullshit thats happening in our country right now. Yup I am so utterly disappointed with Malaysian polictics that I would rather watch channel E and let Ryan Seacrest bring me the news. I mean I knew our politics suck real bad, but I didnt know that it would be as bad as this.

Nude pictures, policticians changing sides, smear campaigns…….You would think that you were reading some hip hop war article.

Seriously, don’t you leaders have anything else better to do? Like manage our economy to face the ongoing economy crisis? PKR you suck. Barisan?????? a dog’s crap even smells nicer than your party…

The Queensland Government in Australia is willing to pay someone $150,000 AUD for 6 months and live RENT FREE on the Great Barrier Reef. Ain’t that rad? All you have to do is to be willing to walk white sandy beaches, sit under palm trees and swim with turtles as they soak up the sun and then just blog about it.

Yea check this article out from the age :->

http://www.theage.com.au/travel/island-caretaker-job-offer-get-paid-150000-to-swim-snorkel-20090112-7ews.html

It just reminds me of how I spent my winter holidays up in the Sunny Coast up in Queensland in 2006. My good old Aunty Cheng Im and Uncle David and Jack live up there on the Sunshine Coast. Their house is like located in the middle of nowhere in the bush (certainly talking in an Asian context, my aunt and uncle will think so otherwise) where the nearest tuck shop is like a 20 minute drive and your neighbour is like maybe 1 km away.

Plus it’s about 45 minutes away from beach which isn’t commercialised like the Gold Coast. So that means you don’t get like too many tourists pricks and skyscrapers blocking the sun while ure lying down on the beach. Just rad in my opinion.

Nope you don’t get this on Penang Island